I CAN’T I’M DONE I JUST CAN’T
NIGHTBLOGGING AT ITS FUCKING GREATEST.
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My ex, Lord Twinkle-toes just messaged me a “hey”, to which I replied “Just checking to see that I’m still better than you? Let me save you the...
Happy 50th Anniversary of the Equal Pay Act! (sort of). Here are some sobering visuals: For every dollar earned by a white man in...
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ultimate sign of trust is me handing you my laptop or phone without hesitation
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The look I’m giving when any of those girls ever try to be my friend again.
Fuck. You. All.
You can’t tell people you hate me and then come to me with a problem, and leave telling me I’m a good friend. Fuck you. That isn’t right. I’d rather you just hate me and not talk to me then come and lie to my face.
Let’s all have a moment of graditude for each and every one of our urethras. Without them, we would have already died along time ago from drowning in our own pee or something.
haha me too xD I haven’t not straightened it since I cut it so short and now it just looks absolutely obnoxious!! I’m going back to straightening it tomorrow. I can’t deal with this shit lol
#transformationtuesday #weightloss #lesbians
After five years I lost weight, we both cut all our hair off, we both became a little more gay, we both became more sexy, and less awkward.
Puberty done right.
#transformationtuesday #weightloss #lesbians
After five years I lost weight, we both cut all our hair off, we both became a little more gay, we both became more sexy, and less awkward.
Puberty done right.
Submitted by breathedownthebow.
[#127. Asexuals do not consummate their marriages with their spouses. They consume their spouses.]
nom nom nom…spouse.
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